No match appearances, GPA: 1.8 

You've passed as many exams in college as matches you've played: zero. Take your scrub-tastic self back to the library, or the tennis court, or both. You need to get your head in the game.

Sixth singles, GPA: 2.3 

Wind sprints at 7:00AM with a raging hangover are not fun. But we don't have to tell you that. You're a new breed of student-athlete…where the words "student" and "athlete" seem to be conspicuously absent.

Third doubles, GPA: 3.0 

You're climbing the ladder. Keep on climbing and you'll reach…well, maybe not the top, but pretty high up. Like, second doubles high.

Fourth singles, GPA: 3.2 

Things are shaping up well. Your grades are only getting better and you're playing more meaningful matches on the team. Keep putting in the reps, and you'll do just fine.

Third singles, GPA: 3.7 

Any way you slice it (and you do slice quite a bit with your backhand), you're a baller. Not only are you playing singles, you're winning in singles. And not only are you taking classes, you're winning in classes. (That's how school works, right?)