A Correspondence with Hafgan

To: hafisbetterthanwhole@welshkings.com
From: arawntheace@welshkings.com

Subject: Combat

We are at war. I will master you.

Sincerely,
Your enemy, Arawn

To: arawntheace@welshkings.com
From: hafisbetterthanwhole@welshkings.com

Re: Combat

Ha! I'd like to see you try.

-Hafgan

To: hafisbetterthanwhole@welshkings.com
From: arawntheace@welshkings.com

Re: Combat

I just dominated yesterday! Oh, wait...oh, no. Not again! Why is it that every time I kill you, you wake up the next day perfectly fine?

To: arawntheace@welshkings.com
From: hafisbetterthanwhole@welshkings.com

Re: Combat

That's because I can't be killed by just one sword blow from a puny mortal. Bwahaha!

-Haf

To: hafisbetterthanwhole@welshkings.com
From: arawntheace@welshkings.com

Re: Combat

I'm going to get you, Hafgan. Just you wait.

-Arawn the Determined

A Correspondence with Pwyll

To: pwylltheprince@welshkings.com
From: arawntheace@welshkings.com

Subject: Who Do You Think You Are?

Uh, hi. I'm Arawn, lord of Annwn, and that's my deer you were chasing. Yeah. Not a good idea, pal. We've got to tally up. I can't have other people running after my animals.

-Arawn

To: arawntheace@welshkings.com
From: pwylltheprince@welshkings.com

Re: Who Do You Think You Are?

My lord Arawn,

I am so truly, so very, so completely sorry. I didn't realize that was your deer. If I had, I never would have chased after it. If I so much as offended a hair on your head, I sincerely apologize. Please let me know how I can make it up to you.

Yours truly,
Pwyll of Dyfed

To: pwylltheprince@welshkings.com
From: arawntheace@welshkings.com

Re: Who Do You Think You Are?

Fine. One year and one day from today, I'm supposed to fight my mortal enemy, Hafgan, at the ford of the river between our kingdoms. I can't kill him with just one stroke of a sword, so here's what's gonna go down:

I'm going to work some magic and you're going to become me and vice-versa. I'll rule Dyfed while looking like you, and you'll rule Annwn as me—just no funny business with my wife! Then, in a year and a day, you'll take a sword and hit him twice, then kill him.

Meet me at 5 PM tomorrow.

-Arawn

To: arawntheace@welshkings.com
From: pwylltheprince@welshkings.com

Subject: We Did It!

Arawn,

I can't believe it's been a year and a day, but we pulled it off, swapping bodies with nobody the wiser. I didn't touch your wife, either. I killed Hafgan today, too, and he gave you half his kingdom. I know it's yours and all, but could I have a few pigs from the land, since I did the dirty work?

To: pwylltheprince@welshkings.com
From: arawntheace@welshkings.com

Re: We Did It!

Fine. But no fat porkers for you.
-Arawn