Arawn's Conversations

Arawn's Conversations

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Pwyll

Hey, man, let's go hunting.

Do you remember what happened last time we did that?

Pwyll

Yeah. We met and had an awesome time swapping bodies.

I'm not into the Freaky Friday stuff anymore, Pwyll.

Wifey

Handsome, let's do a date night tonight.

I've gotta be honest—I'm not so into you after knowing how cuddly you got with Pwyll.

Wifey

We didn't do anything.

Fine. Welsh food good for tomorrow?

Arawn is practicing dressage with Rafalca. Any tips?

Hell hath no fury like a Greek god of hell scorned. You stole my lunch money!

I did not. I think Hercules took it.

Why would he? He just flexes for the lunch ladies and they give him free fries.

I don't know. Ask Hera.

Man, you're the coolest godfather ever.

I don't know about that. Don Vito Corleone wasn't bad, either.

Hafgan

Hafgan sicced a Pembroke Welsh Corgi on Arawn.

Why is everyone so fascinated by the Otherworld, my Annwn? Yes, it's cool, but stop trying to come over here. I'm sick of it!

Does that mean you won't let me take Eurydice back?

Wrong side of the world, bro.

So, apparently, there's some baseball player named "A-Rod." The local sporting network kept talking about him, and I just thought they were mispronouncing my name over and over again...

Pwyll

Dude, let's totally hang ten.

Where? Wales isn't exactly the best area for surfing.

Pwyll

They've gotta have killer waves in Annwn.

We do if someone does a... cannonball!

Hafgan

Thanks to you, I'm now headless!

Uh... that wasn't me.

Pwyll

It was me.

Hafgan

Who're you?

Pwyll

It's a long story.