- Cath's sitting in her room (no way, really?) freaking out over what Professor Piper said to her after class.
- She got an F on her unreliable narrator.
- Fanfiction is unacceptable, it seems, since Professor Piper called it plagiarism.
- Cath said she just borrowed the characters and the world, but wrote a new plot, but Professor Piper said the characters and world make the story. In other words, no borrowing, a.k.a. stealing.
- Not only is Cath totally mortified, she can't get hold of Wren; every time she calls, it goes to voice mail.
- What she and Wren would normally have done at a time like this is throw an Emergency Kanye Party, in which they blast Kanye West songs and dance around the room.
- (Click here for your own Emergency Kanye Party break.)
- It feels kind of pathetic to have an Emergency Kanye Party by herself, but Cath does it anyway, singing at the top of her lungs.
- Levi shows up and starts dancing with her, and they both start laughing and rapping and generally being cute together.
- Reagan arrives and says she's had a weird day and wants to go out. Levi says he'll go, but Cath says she's just going to write. (Do we even need to tell you this anymore?)
- Cath checks her phone and sees that Wren texted her and says to come to Muggsy's, a bar near campus. It's an emergency.
- Levi agrees to drive her and to catch up with Reagan later.
- At the bar, they discover Wren is trashed (surprise), and a big guy is trapping her against the wall.
- Cath pushes the guy's arm out of the way and asks Wren what the emergency was.
- Turns out Wren was trying to text Courtney and texted Cath instead; the 911 was that the guy Courtney liked was there. So, you know, not an emergency at all.
- An obnoxious frat guy starts hitting on Cath and Wren, being all gross about the fact that they're twins.
- Levi tells him to stop being a jerk, and the guy who was caging Wren against the wall plows the frat guy in the chin.
- He's actually a good guy. His name is Jandro, and he and Levi are friends, and Wren's into him.
- Cath tries to get Wren to leave the bar, but Courtney shows up, and they decide to stay and drink more.
- Cath leaves with Levi, feeling awful because she can't keep Wren safe; Levi suggests they go to a 24-hour diner and get some food.
- While they eat, Cath tells Levi everything that happened with Professor Piper and the plagiarism accusation.
- Levi says it's no big deal if Professor Piper isn't reporting her to the Judicial Board, but Cath can't expect her professor to be into gay Simon Snow fanfiction.
- Writing might not be going so well at the moment, but Cath's love life is looking up.