Fangirl Drugs and Alcohol Quotes

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Quote #1

Wren smiled wistfully and smoothed her long bangs across her forehead. "Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination…" (3.95)

If by "the destination" Wren means "face-down in a puddle of your own vomit," we'd have to agree with her.

Quote #2

Reagan was only two years older than Cath. She wasn't even old enough to drink yet. Not legally. (Not that it mattered on campus; there was booze everywhere. Wren already had a fake ID. "You can borrow it," she'd told Cath. "Say you got hair extensions.") (5.49)

Hallmarks of a fake ID: You live on Tardis Avenue or Pink Floyd Drive.

Quote #3

"We're skinny bitches on weekdays," Courtney said, "and drunk bitches on the weekend." (8.42)

News flash to all female college freshmen: You don't have to be any kind of bitches—drunk, skinny, or otherwise—ever, no matter what diet books, dudes, or your friends try to tell you. Seriously.