Fergus mac Roich's Conversations
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Fergie, baby, let's go for a walk.
Sure. Let me get my uh... stallion... ready and we'll go for a ride... I mean, walk. Stroll. Sure.
You two had better be talking about actually just walking. On your feet. With no funny business.
Fergus, I'm sorry, man! Come back to Ulster!
No way. You made an idiot out of me. You told Deirdre and Naoise that they'd be safe if they came home to Ulster. But then you killed him and married her.
Okay, fine. You've got me there. But did you really have to go work with Maeve, of all people? Maeve?
Fergus mac Roich is looking for an new lady love. Chicas, who wants some of this?
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My lord, are you the great Fergus mac Roich of whom so many wondrous tales are told?
I'm married to Ailill Finn, a king in Kerry, but he's no hero like you! Can you come and rescue me?
Fergus, I challenge you to single combat!
You've slept with my wife.
Uh... good point.
Fergus, get out of my house! My wife has a crush on you.
I don't care.
I already know that's me. I'm as awesome as they come.
Fergus mac Roich just triumphed over Ailill Finn. Boss.
Finally! Now, we can be together, Fergus. And I brought a great big herd of cows.
Fergie, lead on! Take us to Ulster so we can steal their bull.
Fergus, are you serious? The Connachtmen are coming for the Brown Bull of Ulster, which is owned by some random guy who's really lucky?
Yep. I figured I'd let you know, even though I'm working for Maeve. I'm still peeved with Conchobar, but I love most of you guys.
Maeve threw a plush bull at Fergus mac Roich. He deflected it and tossed a witch's broom her way.
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