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Actuary

Bell Curve

1
5%

You have the forecasting ability of Lindsay Lohan's manager. You lose your job after poorly advising your employer over a number of years.

2
25%

You are the actuary for a small insurance company in Idaho. You do a good job and make a decent living, but you have clearly eaten too many potatoes in the down time between projects.

3
50%

You are employed by a good-sized life insurance company, dealing mainly with annuities. Your "I'm a-new-at-this" joke is getting old.

4
75%

You have been the sole actuary at one of the largest property and casualty firms in New York for a couple of decades. You make well over 100k, as illustrated by your bumper sticker that reads: "I make well over 100k."

5
95%

You are the world's first celebrity actuary. You attend cocktail parties with the Kardashians and summer next door to Daniel Craig. We are not sure how you got quite so popular.

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