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Massage Therapist

Bell Curve

1
5%

Your massages were always much too hard and you finally did it—punctured a client's shoulder with your fingers. Afraid there won't be too much work for you going forward. Or you just got arthritis. Ow.

2
25%

You own a small private practice. You like being your own boss but it is a tough living. And your hands are starting to look like pretzels.

3
50%

You work at a physician's office, providing massage therapy for the injured or elderly. It's great that you’re helping people, but some of the bodies on these old people—oy.

4
75%

You are the head massage therapist at a resort in Cancun. Life's really rough—you have to work with a view of Mexican Fan Palms and crystal clear water.

5
95%

You are the massage therapist to the stars. In addition to making beaucoup de bucks, you get to feel up a stressed-out Mila Kunis (that's an actress, not a female body part) without being subject to a lawsuit.

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