Fame

 
"And you there, ticket-taking kid. You'd be perfect for the sequel: The Ticket-Taking Kid." (Source)

Ushers totally have a shot at fame. As long as they happen to be working at a movie theater that's hosting the premiere of the next big Steven Spielberg movie. And they happen to be the one seating Steven Spielberg. 

And Steven Spielberg happens to be all like, "Hey, you, usher kid. You'd be perfect for my next movie, The Usher Kid." And they're all like, "Yeah, that sounds really great." And he's all like, "Cool. How's five million dollars? Also, we're going for the Oscar with this thing, so bring your A-game." And then Steven Spielberg high-fives them. And then the usher wakes up the next day, and it wasn't a dream.

Yeah, you're not going to get famous doing this sort of work.