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A Fateful Call

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A Fateful Call

“Hey… Myron. Uh, Bertie here. Did a lot of soul searching after our talk. Boy, your numbers are good. Or rather, are they? Still?”

“Just finished calculating Bubbie’s first four months – she’s up 14.3%. Thus far. Couldn’t be happier.”

Bertie sighed audibly. “Ok, I’m… interested. Is there any way I could … join her? Like for my own account? Think I could get in on some of that new ICK action? A couple k to start.”

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