Bear and Kaiser (Kevin Thompson and John Edward Allen)

Character Analysis

Bear and Kaiser are two toy-like beings created by J. F. Sebastian to be his friends. Bear is basically a walking, talking teddy bear (dressed like an 18th-century Revolutionary War soldier), whereas Kaiser looks like the German dictator Kaiser Wilhelm. Kaiser also has a long Pinocchio-type nose.

...hey, don't look at us. We didn't design them.