Don't be a brat just because we're not really needed as messenger gods anymore.

I can't believe you're OK with all this!

Hey, I'm loving the time off. Gives me more time to focus on my psychopomping.

Oh, yeah, congrats on the Psychopomp of the Year Award

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Don't mind him. He's just bitter.

I understand bitter. I just hate all this stuff. Cell phones, texting, email, Facebook... whatever.

You're on Facebook…

What else am I supposed to do? I don't have a job!

Love you, sis.

Can't wait.

Squawk Big Billy's Country Buffet!

Didn't you guys snatch all the food there, poop on the scraps, and destroy it with a whirlwind?

You saw our show on YouTube?

Of course! The Food Network is crazy. You guys would've had great ratings.

We're trying to film the second episode.

Torment squawk!

That's right. Instead of just tossing Big Billy's restaurant into the sea, we had a whirlwind take it to the Strophades with him inside. Now we torture him daily by forcing him to cook for us. Every time he tries to eat something, though, we take the food away and poop on the scraps.

Great television, right?

Hmmm…

I don't know. Feeling kind of down.

Come on! We can tell everybody how you saved me during the Trojan War.

Okay, maybe.

What they're doing to Big Billy is worse than when they tortured Phineus.

This time it's not even Zeus telling them to do it.

It's just them being mean.

My sisters are just misunderstood.

Well, we're not going to stand for it.

No way.