Spicer Lovejoy (David Warner)

Character Analysis

Love is good. Joy is good. But somehow, the two of them combined are—in the context of Titanic—totally villainous.

Mr. Lovejoy is Cal's valet. The best thing we can say about Lovejoy is that he's extremely loyal to his boss…and that's about where the compliments end. He does his best to thwart Jack and Rose's romance, then frames Jack for theft (Cal's idea, but still), and then leaves Jack handcuffed below deck when it becomes clear that the ship's going to sink.

Yeah. We don't love this guy, and he brings us zero joy.