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Thank you We sneak in pride in yourself Allah shmoop

00:06

this is sam Sam is one smart cookie he's like

00:10

a double chocolate chunk of people Not that we're saying

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one cookie is smarter than another but double chocolate chunk

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has the good sense Tohave you know double the chunks

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anyway Sammy's a brainy one Seriously he sits in front

00:23

and center every class and because he paid such close

00:25

attention there isn't anything sam can't do Math science english

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history origami Wanna one Whatever he gets a cz and

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each and every one of them Yep Same he's a

00:35

real superstar Well almost was one thing sam doesn't excel

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in He doesn't give two hoots about his parents And

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we know we know that movie here is from up

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He wears the same clothes every day as if he's

00:46

trying to study the microorganisms growing in his gym socks

00:50

never combs his hair Which family sparrows currently nestling in

00:53

appreciate And sam stinks seriously He wreaks his peers Don't

00:58

know what smells more suspect sam or hot lunch So

01:02

even though sam likes to think folks refer to him

01:04

as smartie sam stinky sam is the more commonly used

01:08

Moniker and even though sam is pretty darn smart his

01:10

teachers don't enjoy having him in class because of the

01:13

stench you know he doesn't have any friends and his

01:15

own family has taken to wearing gas masks around the

01:17

dinner table That sounds like a pretty lonely life Well

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but even though sam's a good guy he doesn't think

01:23

so don't worry about the smell The sam lacks the

01:25

confidence that comes with having pride in yourself Are you

01:28

a sam Even though his accomplishments are pretty impressive Nobody

01:32

tells himself and he starts to think he's not that

01:34

great either The sam lives out the rest of his

01:36

days in a sad lonely hold until he eventually suffocates

01:39

to death from his own stink Rest in peace sam

01:42

for pal we have to do these on these videos

01:45

okay We're totally kidding We wouldn't leave our buddy sam

01:47

high and dry like that Fortunately sam's problem is fixable

01:50

His mom points out sam's odor problem is immediately an

01:53

easy fix You draw him a map to the laundry

01:55

room and one of the bathrooms and apparently sam's never

01:58

been either Want the wonder what a shower and a

02:00

clean shirt blue for you And even though sam's always

02:02

been pleased with his good grades he's never really taken

02:05

pride in them That is until his teachers take off

02:08

their gas masks and tell him how impressed they are

02:10

with his performance in class Now that sam seeing his

02:13

hard work being appreciated he started feel pretty darn good

02:15

about himself and because he feels pretty darn good about

02:18

himself He's getting more confident no he's not being a

02:21

jerk about it he's just like hey i'm a pretty

02:23

smart guy I works consistently good and i'm proud of

02:27

myself Yeah and for once in his life sam's taking

02:30

pride in the way he looks too And guess what

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he's a much happier guy because of it and flowers

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don't die when he walks by them which is a

02:37

nice park but he's enjoying life he's proud of what

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he has to offer the world And most importantly in

02:42

sammy's world at least he's finally got a date for

02:44

prom Way to go sammy showers work wonders in the

02:48

dating department don't they Alright pals Are you a sam

02:52

Come on fess up or just take a shower Ah

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