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And you thought your mom was the only one who ruled with an iron fist. Click on any government quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.

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Frank Underwood
"A lion does not ask permission before he eats a zebra."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Mitt Romney
"And they brought us whole binders full of women."
Source: 2012 Presidential Debate | Speaker: Mitt Romney
Jim Garrison
"Back and to the left."
Source: JFK | Speaker: Jim Garrison
James Bond
"Bond. James Bond."
Source: Dr. No | Speaker: James Bond
Frank Pulver
"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"
Source: Mister Roberts | Speaker: Frank Pulver
Christina Rossetti
"Come buy, come buy"
Source: Goblin Market | Author: Christina Rossetti
Frank Underwood
"Democracy is so overrated."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Vicki Lawrence
"Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer…"
Source: "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" | Speaker: Vicki Lawrence
Captain James Miller
"Earn this. Earn it."
Source: Saving Private Ryan | Speaker: Captain James Miller
King Mongkut of Siam
"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
Source: The King and I | Speaker: King Mongkut of Siam
Deep Throat
"Follow the money."
Source: All the President's Men | Speaker: Deep Throat
President Merkin Muffley
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!"
Source: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb | Speaker: President Merkin Muffley
Adrian Cronauer
"Good morning, Vietnam!"
Source: Good Morning, Vietnam | Speaker: Adrian Cronauer
Joseph Welch
"Have you no sense of decency, sir?"
Source: McCarthy Hearings | Speaker: Joseph Welch
Sarah Palin
"I can see Russia from my house!"
Source: TV Interview | Speaker: Sarah Palin
Al Gore
"I invented the internet."
Source: Al Gore | Speaker: Al Gore
Nathan Hale
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country."
Source: Spoken before his death | Speaker: Nathan Hale
Michelle Obama
"I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves, and I watch my daughters—two beautiful, intelligent, Black young women—playing with their dogs on the White House lawn."
Source: 2016 Democratic National Convention Speech | Speaker: Michelle Obama
Jefferson Smith
"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules."
Source: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Speaker: Jefferson Smith
Skeeters
"If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics."
Source: The Great McGinty | Speaker: Skeeters
Frank Underwood
"If you don't like how the table is set, turn over the table."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Prince Geoffrey
"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa."
Source: The Lion in Winter | Speaker: Prince Geoffrey
Margaret Thatcher
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."
Source: 1965 Speech | Speaker: Margaret Thatcher
Harry Lime
"In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
Source: The Third Man | Speaker: Harry Lime
King Louis XVI
"It's good to be the king."
Source: The History of the World: Part I | Speaker: King Louis XVI
Marie Antoinette
"Let them eat cake!"
Source: Marie Antoinette | Speaker: Marie Antoinette
Barney Fife
"Nip it in the bud!"
Source: The Andy Griffith Show | Speaker: Barney Fife
Thomas Hobbes
"No arts; no letters; no society."
Source: Leviathan | Author: Thomas Hobbes
Various Prison Guards
"No touching!"
Source: Arrested Development | Speaker: Various Prison Guards
Eleanor of Aquitaine
"Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife."
Source: The Lion in Winter | Speaker: Eleanor of Aquitaine
Nefretiri
"Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool."
Source: The Ten Commandments | Speaker: Nefretiri
Prince Otto von Bismarck
"Politics is the art of the possible."
Source: St. Petersburgische Zeitung | Author: Prince Otto von Bismarck
Lloyd Bentsen
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."
Source: 1988 Vice Presidential Debate | Speaker: Lloyd Bentsen
James Bond
"Shaken, not stirred."
Source: Goldfinger | Speaker: James Bond
Frank Underwood
"The best thing about human beings is that they stack so neatly."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Franz Liebkind
"The Fuhrer was a terrific dancer."
Source: The Producers | Speaker: Franz Liebkind
Hannah Arendt
"The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution."
Source: The New Yorker | Author: Hannah Arendt
Joshua
"The only winning move is not to play."
Source: WarGames | Speaker: Joshua
Che Guevara
"The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe! You have to make it fall."
Source: Libération | Speaker: Che Guevara
Title Sequence
"The truth is out there."
Source: The X-Files | Speaker: Title Sequence
Margaret Thatcher
"There is no such thing [as society]!"
Source: Interview with Woman's Own magazine in 1987 | Speaker: Margaret Thatcher
William Wallace
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
Source: Braveheart | Speaker: William Wallace
The Vicar
"This is the people's war!"
Source: Mrs. Miniver | Speaker: The Vicar
Arthur Kirkland
"This whole court's out of order!"
Source: …And Justice for All | Speaker: Arthur Kirkland
Edwin Starr
"War—huh yeah—what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"
Source: War | Speaker: Edwin Starr
Malcolm X
"We've got to fight until we overcome."
Source: Ballot or the Bullet | Speaker: Malcolm X
Lina Lamont
"What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!"
Source: Singin' in the Rain | Speaker: Lina Lamont
Colonel Ehrhardt
"What he did to Shakespeare we are doing now to Poland."
Source: To Be or Not to Be | Speaker: Colonel Ehrhardt
Newman
"When you control the mail...you control information."
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Newman
Col. Nathan R. Jessup
"You can't handle the truth!"
Source: A Few Good Men | Speaker: Col. Nathan R. Jessup
Lois Lowry
"You may lie."
Source: The Giver | Speaker: Lois Lowry
Jefferson Smith
"You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked."
Source: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Speaker: Jefferson Smith