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From the suburbs to the Sahara, everyone has a strong tie to their home. Click on any home quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.

Donkey
"And in the morning...I'm making waffles!"
Source: Shrek | Speaker: Donkey
Taylor Swift
"And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet.""
Source: Love Story | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Ralph Kramden
"Baby, you're the greatest."
Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden
Joey Gladstone
"Cut it out."
Source: Full House | Speaker: Joey Gladstone
E.T.
"E.T. phone home."
Source: E.T. | Speaker: E.T.
Zuzu Bailey
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
Source: It's a Wonderful Life | Speaker: Zuzu Bailey
Archie Bunker
"Get out of my chair, Meathead."
Source: All in the Family | Speaker: Archie Bunker
Tia and Tamera
"Go home, Roger"
Source: Sister Sister | Speaker: Tia and Tamera
The Waltons
"Goodnight, John Boy."
Source: The Waltons | Speaker: The Waltons
Jack Torrance
"Here's Johnny!"
Source: The Shining | Speaker: Jack Torrance
Dwayne Nelson
"Hey, HEY, hey!"
Source: What's Happening!! | Speaker: Dwayne Nelson
Wilson W. Wilson, Jr.
"Hi-di-ho, neighbor!"
Source: Home Improvement | Speaker: Wilson W. Wilson, Jr.
Frank Barone
"Holy crap!"
Source: Everybody Loves Raymond | Speaker: Frank Barone
Jack Byrnes
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
Source: Meet the Parents | Speaker: Jack Byrnes
H.I. McDunnough
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."
Source: Raising Arizona | Speaker: H.I. McDunnough
Don Corleone
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Don Corleone
John Irving
"If the world would stop indulging wars and famines and other perils, it would be possible for human beings to embarrass each other to death."
Source: The Hotel New Hampshire | Author: John Irving
Prince Geoffrey
"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa."
Source: The Lion in Winter | Speaker: Prince Geoffrey
Billy Idol
"It's a nice day for a white wedding."
Source: White Wedding (Part 1) | Speaker: Billy Idol
Kevin McCallister
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Source: Home Alone | Speaker: Kevin McCallister
Ed Sullivan
"Ladies and gentlemen…The Beatles!"
Source: The Ed Sullivan Show | Speaker: Ed Sullivan
Jan Brady
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
Source: The Brady Bunch | Speaker: Jan Brady
Mona Lisa Vito
"My biological clock is ticking like this."
Source: My Cousin Vinny | Speaker: Mona Lisa Vito
Joan Crawford
"No wire hangers!"
Source: Mommie Dearest | Speaker: Joan Crawford
Ida Corwin
"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."
Source: Mildred Pierce | Speaker: Ida Corwin
Ralph Kramden
"POW, right in the kisser!"
Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden
Loretta Castorini
"Snap out of it!"
Source: Moonstruck | Speaker: Loretta Castorini
Archie Bunker
"Stifle."
Source: All in the Family | Speaker: Archie Bunker
Ethel Thayer
"The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."
Source: On Golden Pond | Speaker: Ethel Thayer
Harry Bailey
"The richest man in town."
Source: It's a Wonderful Life | Speaker: Harry Bailey
Dorothy
"There's no place like home."
Source: The Wizard of Oz | Speaker: Dorothy
Rosemary Woodhouse
"This is no dream! This is really happening!"
Source: Rosemary's Baby | Speaker: Rosemary Woodhouse
The Vicar
"This is the people's war!"
Source: Mrs. Miniver | Speaker: The Vicar
Rust Cohle
"This place is like somebody's memory of a town."
Source: True Detective | Speaker: Rust Cohle
Arnold Jackson
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Source: Diff'rent Strokes | Speaker: Arnold Jackson
Shakira
"Whenever, wherever"
Source: "Whenever, Wherever" | Speaker: Shakira
Lurch
"You rang?"
Source: The Addams Family | Speaker: Lurch
Judge May
"You're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom."
Source: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town | Speaker: Judge May