Politics Quotes

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Politics Quotes

Floating from old-timey radios and off the pages of banned books, these quotes changed history forever. Click on any politics quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.

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Walter Cronkite
"And that's the way it is."
Source: CBS Evening News | Speaker: Walter Cronkite
Mitt Romney
"And they brought us whole binders full of women."
Source: 2012 Presidential Debate | Speaker: Mitt Romney
King Mongkut of Siam
"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
Source: The King and I | Speaker: King Mongkut of Siam
Maximus Decimus Meridius
"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife."
Source: Gladiator | Speaker: Maximus Decimus Meridius
Deep Throat
"Follow the money."
Source: All the President's Men | Speaker: Deep Throat
President Merkin Muffley
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!"
Source: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb | Speaker: President Merkin Muffley
Adrian Cronauer
"Good morning, Vietnam!"
Source: Good Morning, Vietnam | Speaker: Adrian Cronauer
Joseph Welch
"Have you no sense of decency, sir?"
Source: McCarthy Hearings | Speaker: Joseph Welch
Sarah Palin
"I can see Russia from my house!"
Source: TV Interview | Speaker: Sarah Palin
Al Gore
"I invented the internet."
Source: Al Gore | Speaker: Al Gore
Sergeant Hans Schultz
"I know nothing!"
Source: Hogan's Heroes | Speaker: Sergeant Hans Schultz
Michelle Obama
"I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves, and I watch my daughters—two beautiful, intelligent, Black young women—playing with their dogs on the White House lawn."
Source: 2016 Democratic National Convention Speech | Speaker: Michelle Obama
Jefferson Smith
"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules."
Source: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Speaker: Jefferson Smith
Skeeters
"If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics."
Source: The Great McGinty | Speaker: Skeeters
Joseph Goebbels
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Source: Misquote | Speaker: Joseph Goebbels
Margaret Thatcher
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."
Source: 1965 Speech | Speaker: Margaret Thatcher
King Louis XVI
"It's good to be the king."
Source: The History of the World: Part I | Speaker: King Louis XVI
Batman
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
Source: Batman Begins | Speaker: Batman
Delphine LaLaurie
"It's this century. It still does perplex me so."
Source: American Horror Story: Coven | Speaker: Delphine LaLaurie
Marie Antoinette
"Let them eat cake!"
Source: Marie Antoinette | Speaker: Marie Antoinette
J.J. Hunsecker
"Match me, Sidney."
Source: Sweet Smell of Success | Speaker: J.J. Hunsecker
Barney Fife
"Nip it in the bud!"
Source: The Andy Griffith Show | Speaker: Barney Fife
They Might Be Giants
"Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople."
Source: Istanbul (Not Constantinople) | Speaker: They Might Be Giants
Eleanor of Aquitaine
"Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife."
Source: The Lion in Winter | Speaker: Eleanor of Aquitaine
Karen Smith
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
Source: Mean Girls | Speaker: Karen Smith
Prince Otto von Bismarck
"Politics is the art of the possible."
Source: St. Petersburgische Zeitung | Author: Prince Otto von Bismarck
Lloyd Bentsen
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."
Source: 1988 Vice Presidential Debate | Speaker: Lloyd Bentsen
Damian Leigh
"She doesn't even go here."
Source: Mean Girls | Speaker: Damian Leigh
T.E. Lawrence
"Sherif Ali, so long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe…"
Source: Lawrence of Arabia | Speaker: T.E. Lawrence
Frank Underwood
"The best thing about human beings is that they stack so neatly."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Elsa
"The cold never bothered me anyway."
Source: Frozen | Speaker: Elsa
Frank Underwood
"The gift of a good liar is making people believe you lack a talent for lying."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Joshua
"The only winning move is not to play."
Source: WarGames | Speaker: Joshua
Che Guevara
"The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe! You have to make it fall."
Source: Libération | Speaker: Che Guevara
Margaret Thatcher
"There is no such thing [as society]!"
Source: Interview with Woman's Own magazine in 1987 | Speaker: Margaret Thatcher
Citizens of Halloween Town
"This is Halloween!"
Source: This Is Halloween | Speaker: Citizens of Halloween Town
The Vicar
"This is the people's war!"
Source: Mrs. Miniver | Speaker: The Vicar
Arthur Kirkland
"This whole court's out of order!"
Source: …And Justice for All | Speaker: Arthur Kirkland
Edwin Starr
"War—huh yeah—what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"
Source: War | Speaker: Edwin Starr
Malcolm X
"We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. The rock was landed on us."
Source: Speech at the Audubon Ballroom | Speaker: Malcolm X
Ogden Nash
"You must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it."
Source: Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer | Author: Ogden Nash
Jefferson Smith
"You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked."
Source: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Speaker: Jefferson Smith
Judge May
"You're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom."
Source: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town | Speaker: Judge May