Annie Hall Quotes

ALVY: I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.

MISS REED: You should be ashamed of yourself.ALVY: Why? I was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity.MISS REED: Six-year-old boys don't have girls on their minds.ALVY: I did.CLASSMATE: For God'...

ALVY: I have a hyperactive imagination. My mind tends to jump around a little. I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.

ALVY: There's an old joke, um… two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know—and...

ALVY: I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

ALVY: I'm sorry. I can't—I've got to see a picture exactly from the start to the finish, 'cause, 'cause I'm anal.ANNIE: That's a polite word for what you are.