- Ennis goes to a bar where he dances with Velma from the Scooby-Doo live-action movies.
- She says her name is Cassie, but we know it's really Velma. She just left her glasses at home.
- Velma's dogs are barking after waiting tables all day, and Ennis gives her a foot rub. (Do you think Velma has named her feet Scooby and Scrappy?)
- Down in Texas, Jack and Lureen are at a lively benefit dinner.
- They sit at a table with another husband and wife, played by Anna Faris, and the women talk about how their husbands don't want to dance with their wives.
- So Jack gives Anna Faris a spin on the dance floor. A little Texas Two-Step. Maybe some Texas Waltz. There are a lot of dance moves deep in the heart of Texas.
- After the dinner, Jack and Randall, the other husband, sit on a bench waiting for their wives, who are off powdering their noses. (And no, that isn't Brokeback slang for "fishing trip," although that would be an interesting twist, wouldn't it?)
- Randall suggests Jack go with him on a fishing trip sometime.
- Or should we say "fishing trip." You can practically see the quotes around it as he says it.
- The wives arrive before Jack can answer.