We hate to be the ones to break this news to you, but Bryan's "Imperialism" speech is about…wait for it…imperialism.

We doubt that surprised you very much. Here, let's fix that for you. What if we called it:

"The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. William Jennings Bryan and His Fantastical Views on Anti-Imperial Counter-Hegemony and Other Such Curiosities"

Better? Or maybe we should stick with "Imperialism."