Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Family Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

Quote #4

AMY: Dad, don't forget my dress from the cleaners, Nick's allergy pills… 

WAYNE: It's all in my head, don't worry.

Are you sure about that, Wayne? As he proves time and time again, the Szalinski patriarch is too absent-minded to give his kids—or his wife, for that matter—the attention they deserve.

Quote #5

RON: Hey Dad, want to go play some baseball?

BIG RUSS: Baseball? No.

Although Big Russ gets upset when Little Russ refuses to follow in his sports-worshipping footsteps, he totally denies his son Ron when he tries to do the same. What's up with that?

Quote #6

DIANE: I sold a house [...] The Boorsteins bought it. I only had to show it to them twelve times.

Unlike her perpetually frazzled husband, Diane Szalinski is decidedly practical. We see that in her choice of career: real estate is a much more reliable source of income than pseudoscientific tomfoolery.