- A burly man rings a gong. Dinner time! Let's eat.
- Oh wait, a nightclub singer emerges from a big dragon head.
- We guess we have to wait until after her song to eat.
- The blonde nightclub singers sings a song that's mostly in Chinese, except for the English lyric "Anything goes." Usually dinner theater involves, you know, dinner.
- And she almost stumbles on her way back inside the dragon head. Anything might go, including her balance.
- After a tap dance number inside the dragon head (that thing is bigger on the inside than the outside), the singer finishes her song, and the audience applauds. Can we eat now?