Qualifications

Qualifications

That Class C driver's license is not going to cut when it comes to maneuvering a gigantic vehicle that weighs about thirteen tons empty, not to mention those really long ones that look like they have a giant accordion in the middle. You will need to step up to a state-issued commercial driver's license.

Though some states allow eighteen-year-olds to operate buses, most require that you are at least twenty-one or older and you must pass a physical exam. The physical requirements are:

  • Good hearing. Can you identify, in the correct ear, all the little beeps in the hearing test?
      
  • A seventy degree field of vision in each eye and 20/40 corrected or uncorrected vision minimum. No squinting allowed.
      
  • Driver must not be colorblind. Red light, green light is a fun game for kids, but not a good guessing game when driving.
      
  • Drivers must be able to detect, with or without a hearing aid, a forced whisper from a minimum distance of five feet. Uh, okay.
      
  • Drivers are required to have normal use of their limbs. This comes in handy when turning a wheel or operating the brakes.
      
  • Applying drivers are tested for alcohol and drug use and, once hired, are tested at random for drugs. Only controlled substances that are prescribed by a licensed doctor are allowed. Anyone with insulin-controlled diabetes or with epilepsy may not be employed as an interstate bus driver.
      
  • You must be able to read, write, and speak English (preferably the Queen's).
It's just like driving a city bus—only safer. (Source)

Being a bus driver is not for the faint of heart. If you don't have the personality or temperament to handle passengers who are ready to box or streets that resemble an obstacle course, then the kiddie train conductor gig at the zoo may be a better move.