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Bell Curve

1
5%

So......much......document......review......Mind......going......Dave......

2
25%

A clause you drafted resolves a dispute between Capulet, Corp. and Montague, Inc., but your senior attorney takes the credit. On your way home, three weird ladies give you a tattered copy of Macbeth to read for advice on how to reach the top.

3
50%

The tax work that you did for Orcrest Toothpaste saves the company more than in any fiscal year. When asked how you discovered such a huge deduction due to paper clip loss, you laugh and say it had nothing to do with the 1:8 scale paperclip Eiffel tower in your backyard.

4
75%

You made partner and jet set from major capital to major capital to negotiate contract terms with your clients' business partners...right after this caviar.

5
95%

With the money you made defending Sixth Seal Oil from hostile corporate takeovers, you buy your own amusement park, featuring a stadium to stage your own Pokémon battles. Caught 'em all.

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