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Geologist

Bell Curve

1
5%

You've tried to sell your rock collection to a tribe of cannibals while looking for the next big oil fields. Let's just say that they do not appreciate trilobites as much as you do.

2
25%

You've lost your way back from a research trip in the Mohave Desert. You may not make it to see tomorrow, but who cares? With all this Precambrian era metamorphic rock, you are dying in paradise.

3
50%

You've discovered the largest dinosaur remains ever found in Mississippi while on a fishing trip. Your boyfriend complains that you take your work everywhere.

4
75%

You've hit the coal jackpot and it's in your backyard. While testing new equipment, you found a huge coal deposit where Fido digs up the flowers. You buy a new house, a new car, a new Fido.

5
95%

You found clean groundwater in India. Locals do not have to rely on arsenic contaminated surface water. They call you a hero. You sure feel like one.

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