Human Resources Information System (the mother of all HR software)
Microsoft Office suite (more computer stuff)
Killer skills in file management, benefits administration
PhD in office politicking
1000-watt smile -- sincerity optional
Spiffy clothes, such as power suits (guys, gals), power tie (guys, or maybe gals, too)
A spring in your step
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