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There is as much room in this job for glory as there is for un-glory. Monica LaWhatsHerName? Win the people over and get the nation headed in the right direction, and you will live on as a hero for generations to come. But foul up mightily – say, become involved in some sort of seedy cover-up – and your name may be forever smeared, your reputation branded as one with disgrace and dishonor. So do us all a favor and be a good President. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved.