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Must have four years of college (graduates of Intercontinental College University—or I.C.U.—preferred). Four years of medical school and perfect MCAT scores, a one- to two-year internship at a top hospital, four years of residency in general radiology, minimum of two years of specialty fellowship, high scores on USMLE boards (or “step scores”), the ABR exam and other specialty exams to be determined whenever we get around to it. We're very busy, this is a first-come, first-serve position.