The Bad Beginning Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Bad Beginning? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says, "I hate this house! I hate our room! I hate having to do all these chores, and I hate Count Olaf"?


Klaus
Violet
Sunny
Everyone
Q. Who says, "It is a pleasure to see young people interested in books"?


Klaus
Violet
Justice Strauss
Count Olaf
Q. Who says, "Whatever Count Olaf has done […] he has acted in loco parentis, and there's nothing I can do about it"?


Mrs. Poe
Mr. Poe
Justice Strauss
The person who looked like neither a man nor a woman
Q. Who says, "I'm not sure I'm talented enough to perform professionally. I would hate to disgrace your good name and the name of Al Funcoot"?


Sunny
Klaus
Violet
Justice Strauss
Q. Who says, "For children who read so much, you two are remarkably unintelligent"?


Count Olaf
Mr. Poe
The hook-handed man
The bald man with the long nose