Marriage Quotes

Quotes with a nice ring to them.

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Marriage Quotes

If you like these quotes so much, why don't you marry them? Click on any marriage quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.

Katy Perry
"'Cause you're hot then you're cold…"
Source: "Hot N Cold" | Speaker: Katy Perry
Charles Bukowski
"and then she would smile, to show me how, and it was the saddest smile I ever saw"
Source: A Smile to Remember | Author: Charles Bukowski
Sonny Wortzik
"Attica! Attica!"
Source: Dog Day Afternoon | Speaker: Sonny Wortzik
Ralph Kramden
"Baby, you're the greatest."
Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden
Fred Sanford
"Elizabeth, I'm coming!"
Source: Sanford and Son | Speaker: Fred Sanford
Rhett Butler
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Source: Gone with the Wind | Speaker: Rhett Butler
Sam Malone
"Have a good life."
Source: Cheers | Speaker: Sam Malone
Ogden Nash
"He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick"
Source: The Perfect Husband | Author: Ogden Nash
Jack Torrance
"Here's Johnny!"
Source: The Shining | Speaker: Jack Torrance
Ralph
"I can't believe I ate that whole thing."
Source: Alka-Seltzer commercial | Speaker: Ralph
Rufus T. Firefly
"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home."
Source: Duck Soup | Speaker: Rufus T. Firefly
Hannah Horvath
"I don't even want a boyfriend."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Hannah Horvath
Jack Byrnes
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
Source: Meet the Parents | Speaker: Jack Byrnes
Ogden Nash
"I love you more than a wasp can sting."
Source: To My Valentine | Author: Ogden Nash
Pablo Neruda
"I love you only because it's you the one I love"
Source: I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You | Author: Pablo Neruda
Isaac Davis
"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."
Source: Manhattan | Speaker: Isaac Davis
H.I. McDunnough
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."
Source: Raising Arizona | Speaker: H.I. McDunnough
Anna Scott
"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
Source: Notting Hill | Speaker: Anna Scott
Spice Girls
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
Source: "Wannabe" | Speaker: Spice Girls
Billy Idol
"It's a nice day for a white wedding."
Source: White Wedding (Part 1) | Speaker: Billy Idol
Cady Heron
"It's October 3rd."
Source: Mean Girls | Speaker: Cady Heron
Peter Clemenza
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Peter Clemenza
Charles Bukowski
"Long walks at night—that's what good for the soul"
Source: And the Moon and the Stars and the World | Author: Charles Bukowski
Tom Haverford
"Love fades away. But things...things are forever."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Tom Haverford
Ricky Ricardo
"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do."
Source: I Love Lucy | Speaker: Ricky Ricardo
ABBA
"Mamma mia, here I go again. My, my, how can I resist you?"
Source: Mamma Mia | Speaker: ABBA
Mona Lisa Vito
"My biological clock is ticking like this."
Source: My Cousin Vinny | Speaker: Mona Lisa Vito
Cardinal Ximénez
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Source: Monty Python's Flying Circus | Speaker: Cardinal Ximénez
Ralph Kramden
"POW, right in the kisser!"
Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden
George Burns
"Say goodnight, Gracie."
Source: The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show | Speaker: George Burns
Dr. Cristina Yang
"She's my person."
Source: Grey's Anatomy | Speaker: Dr. Cristina Yang
Bette Midler
"Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you its only seed."
Source: The Rose | Speaker: Bette Midler
Don Vito Corleone
"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Don Vito Corleone
Janet Jackson
"That's the way love goes."
Source: "That's the Way Love Goes" | Speaker: Janet Jackson
Rosemary Woodhouse
"This is no dream! This is really happening!"
Source: Rosemary's Baby | Speaker: Rosemary Woodhouse
Pablo Neruda
"Tonight I can write the saddest lines"
Source: Tonight I Can Write the Saddest Lines | Author: Pablo Neruda
Ogden Nash
"Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up."
Source: A Word to Husbands | Author: Ogden Nash
Al Green
"Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad."
Source: Let's Stay Together | Speaker: Al Green
Bachelors
"Will you accept this rose?"
Source: The Bachelor | Speaker: Bachelors
Night Ranger
"You're motoring. What's your price for flight?"
Source: "Sister Christian" | Speaker: Night Ranger
Ben Braddock
"You're trying to seduce me."
Source: The Graduate | Speaker: Ben Braddock