Marriage Quotes
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If you like these quotes so much, why don't you marry them? Click on any marriage quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.

"'Cause you're hot then you're cold…"Source: "Hot N Cold" | Speaker: Katy Perry

"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment."Source: Pride and Prejudice | Author: Jane Austen


"And that's how you play "Get the Guests.""Source: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? | Speaker: George

"and then she would smile, to show me how, and it was the saddest smile I ever saw"Source: A Smile to Remember | Author: Charles Bukowski

"Attica! Attica!"Source: Dog Day Afternoon | Speaker: Sonny Wortzik

"Baby, you're the greatest."Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden





"Elizabeth, I'm coming!"Source: Sanford and Son | Speaker: Fred Sanford

"Flushed with his impassioned gibberish, he saw himself standing alone on the last barrier of civilization."Source: The Great Gatsby | Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."Source: Gone with the Wind | Speaker: Rhett Butler

"Have a good life."Source: Cheers | Speaker: Sam Malone

"He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick"Source: The Perfect Husband | Author: Ogden Nash


"Here's Johnny!"Source: The Shining | Speaker: Jack Torrance

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."Source: How do I love Thee (Sonnet 43) | Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"I always come back, and in my heart I love her all the time."Source: The Great Gatsby | Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

"I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn't mean no harm, George."Source: Of Mice and Men | Author: John Steinbeck

"I can't believe I ate that whole thing."Source: Alka-Seltzer commercial | Speaker: Ralph

"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home."Source: Duck Soup | Speaker: Rufus T. Firefly


"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."Source: Televised Press Conference | Speaker: Bill Clinton

"I don't even want a boyfriend."Source: Girls | Speaker: Hannah Horvath

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"Source: Meet the Parents | Speaker: Jack Byrnes


"I heard it through the grapevine, not much longer would you be mine."Source: I Heard It Through the Grapevine | Speaker: Marvin Gaye


"I love you more than a wasp can sting."Source: To My Valentine | Author: Ogden Nash

"I love you only because it's you the one I love"Source: I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You | Author: Pablo Neruda

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."Source: Manhattan | Speaker: Isaac Davis



"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."Source: Raising Arizona | Speaker: H.I. McDunnough

"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."Source: Notting Hill | Speaker: Anna Scott

"If one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another."Source: Mansfield Park | Author: Jane Austen


"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."Source: "Wannabe" | Speaker: Spice Girls

"In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."Source: Pride and Prejudice | Author: Jane Austen


"It is a thousand pities never to say what one feels."Source: Mrs. Dalloway | Author: Virginia Woolf

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."Source: Pride and Prejudice | Author: Jane Austen

"It occurred to me that there was no difference between men, in intelligence or race, so profound as the difference between the sick and the well."Source: The Great Gatsby | Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

"It's a nice day for a white wedding."Source: White Wedding (Part 1) | Speaker: Billy Idol

"It's October 3rd."Source: Mean Girls | Speaker: Cady Heron

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Peter Clemenza

"Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall."Source: The Great Gatsby | Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Long walks at night—that's what good for the soul"Source: And the Moon and the Stars and the World | Author: Charles Bukowski

"Love fades away. But things...things are forever."Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Tom Haverford

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do."Source: I Love Lucy | Speaker: Ricky Ricardo

"Mamma mia, here I go again. My, my, how can I resist you?"Source: Mamma Mia | Speaker: ABBA

"My biological clock is ticking like this."Source: My Cousin Vinny | Speaker: Mona Lisa Vito




"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"Source: Monty Python's Flying Circus | Speaker: Cardinal Ximénez

"POW, right in the kisser!"Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden

"Say goodnight, Gracie."Source: The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show | Speaker: George Burns


"She's my person."Source: Grey's Anatomy | Speaker: Dr. Cristina Yang

"Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours."Source: Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours | Speaker: Stevie Wonder


"Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you its only seed."Source: The Rose | Speaker: Bette Midler

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Don Vito Corleone

"That's my last Duchess painted on the wallSource: My Last Duchess | Author: Robert Browning
Looking as if she were alive."

"That's the way love goes."Source: "That's the Way Love Goes" | Speaker: Janet Jackson

"There are few people whom I really love and still fewer of whom I think well."Source: Pride and Prejudice | Author: Jane Austen

"This is no dream! This is really happening!"Source: Rosemary's Baby | Speaker: Rosemary Woodhouse

"Tonight I can write the saddest lines"Source: Tonight I Can Write the Saddest Lines | Author: Pablo Neruda


"What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."Source: Matthew 19:6 | Speaker: Jesus

"Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up."Source: A Word to Husbands | Author: Ogden Nash

"Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad."Source: Let's Stay Together | Speaker: Al Green


"Will you accept this rose?"Source: The Bachelor | Speaker: Bachelors


"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."Source: My Sister's Keeper | Author: Jodi Picoult

"You're motoring. What's your price for flight?"Source: "Sister Christian" | Speaker: Night Ranger

"You're trying to seduce me."Source: The Graduate | Speaker: Ben Braddock