Truth Quotes

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Truth Quotes

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Ogden Nash
"A bit of talcum is always walcum."
Source: Reflection on Babies | Author: Ogden Nash
The Blue Fairy
"A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face."
Source: Pinocchio | Speaker: The Blue Fairy
Cherry Valance
"A Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere."
Source: Red River | Speaker: Cherry Valance
Omar Little
"All in the game. All in the game, yo."
Source: The Wire | Speaker: Omar Little
Taylor Swift
"All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane."
Source: Blank Space | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Walter Cronkite
"And that's the way it is."
Source: CBS Evening News | Speaker: Walter Cronkite
Edward Murphy
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Source: None. | Speaker: Edward Murphy
Leslie Knope
"Anything. Can be a slam. Poem. If you say it like this."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Leslie Knope
Carl Sagan
"Billions and billions."
Source: Carl Sagan | Speaker: Carl Sagan
Scott Pilgrim
"Bread makes you fat?"
Source: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World | Speaker: Scott Pilgrim
Kelso
"Burn!"
Source: That '70s Show | Speaker: Kelso
Galileo Galilei
"But it does move."
Source: Unknown | Speaker: Galileo Galilei
Tina Belcher
"Butts."
Source: Bob's Burgers | Speaker: Tina Belcher
Ron Swanson
"Dear frozen yogurt: you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or nothing. Zero stars."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Ron Swanson
George Washington Carver
"Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom."
Source: 1896 Letter to Booker T. Washington | Author: George Washington Carver
Nelson Mandela
"Education is the most powerful weapon we can use to change the world."
Source: 2003 Speech | Speaker: Nelson Mandela
Dr. Gregory House
"Everybody lies."
Source: House M.D. | Speaker: Dr. Gregory House
Ogden Nash
"He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick"
Source: The Perfect Husband | Author: Ogden Nash
Tom Powers
"I ain't so tough."
Source: The Public Enemy | Speaker: Tom Powers
Eleventh Doctor
"I am definitely a mad man with a box."
Source: Doctor Who | Speaker: Eleventh Doctor
John Merrick
"I am not an animal!"
Source: Elephant Man | Speaker: John Merrick
Sarah Palin
"I can see Russia from my house!"
Source: TV Interview | Speaker: Sarah Palin
Voltaire
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
Speaker: Voltaire
Lily Allen
"I don't know what's right and what's real anymore."
Source: The Fear | Speaker: Lily Allen
Destiny's Child
"I don't think you ready for this jelly."
Source: "Bootylicious" | Speaker: Destiny's Child
Michael Corleone
"I know it was you, Fredo."
Source: The Godfather, Part II | Speaker: Michael Corleone
Sir Mix-a-Lot
"I like big butts and I cannot lie."
Source: Baby Got Back | Speaker: Sir Mix-a-Lot
Charles M. Schulz
"I love mankind… It's people I can't stand."
Source: Peanuts (comic) | Author: Charles M. Schulz
Ogden Nash
"I love you more than a wasp can sting."
Source: To My Valentine | Author: Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash
"I might love the people upstairs more If only they lived on another floor."
Source: The People Upstairs | Author: Ogden Nash
Valerie Cherish
"I need to know that I'm being heard."
Source: The Comeback | Speaker: Valerie Cherish
Leslie Knope
"I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things"
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Leslie Knope
Cristal Connors
"I used to love doggy chow."
Source: Showgirls | Speaker: Cristal Connors
Michelle Obama
"I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves, and I watch my daughters—two beautiful, intelligent, Black young women—playing with their dogs on the White House lawn."
Source: 2016 Democratic National Convention Speech | Speaker: Michelle Obama
Various
"I want my MTV!"
Source: MTV commercial | Speaker: Various
Jefferson Smith
"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules."
Source: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Speaker: Jefferson Smith
A deli patron
"I'll have what she's having."
Source: When Harry Met Sally | Speaker: A deli patron
Tina Belcher
"I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
Source: Bob's Burgers | Speaker: Tina Belcher
Jessica Rabbit
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
Source: Who Framed Roger Rabbit | Speaker: Jessica Rabbit
Dante Hicks
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Source: Clerks | Speaker: Dante Hicks
The Tenth Doctor
"I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?"
Source: Doctor Who | Speaker: The Tenth Doctor
Gandhi
"If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth."
Source: Gandhi | Speaker: Gandhi
Joseph Goebbels
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Source: Misquote | Speaker: Joseph Goebbels
Harry Lime
"In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
Source: The Third Man | Speaker: Harry Lime
Jean-Luc Picard
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
Source: Star Trek: The Next Generation | Speaker: Jean-Luc Picard
Opening credits narration
"It is written."
Source: Slumdog Millionaire | Speaker: Opening credits narration
Shanghai Lily
"It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily."
Source: Shanghai Express | Speaker: Shanghai Lily
William Munny
"It's a hell of a thing killing a man."
Source: Unforgiven | Speaker: William Munny
Olivia Pope
"It's me. I'm the thing that needs to be fixed. I'm the thing that needs to be handled. I'm the scandal, and the best way to deal with a scandal is to shut it down."
Source: Scandal | Speaker: Olivia Pope
Batman
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
Source: Batman Begins | Speaker: Batman
Lieutenant Columbo
"Just one more thing..."
Source: Columbo | Speaker: Lieutenant Columbo
Sgt. Joe Friday
"Just the facts, ma'am."
Source: Dragnet | Speaker: Sgt. Joe Friday
Tom Haverford
"Love fades away. But things...things are forever."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Tom Haverford
Jenny
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Source: Love Story | Speaker: Jenny
Ricky Ricardo
"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do."
Source: I Love Lucy | Speaker: Ricky Ricardo
Protagoras
"Man is the measure of all things."
Source: Truth | Author: Protagoras
Edna St. Vincent Millay
"My candle burns at both ends"
Source: First Fig | Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
Jerry Seinfeld
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Jerry Seinfeld
Harry Nilsson
"Put the lime in the coconut."
Source: "Coconut" | Speaker: Harry Nilsson
Buffy Summers
"Seize the moment. 'Cause tomorrow you might be dead."
Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Speaker: Buffy Summers
Loretta Castorini
"Snap out of it!"
Source: Moonstruck | Speaker: Loretta Castorini
Marnie Michaels
"Sometimes being stuck inside my own head is so exhausting it makes me want to cry."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Marnie Michaels
John Withals
"Starve a cold, feed a fever."
Source: Medieval Reference Manual | Author: John Withals
Coretta Scott King
"Struggle is a never-ending process. Freedom is never really won. You earn it and win it in every generation."
Source: My Life with Martin Luther King Jr. | Author: Coretta Scott King
Jeff "the Dude" Lebowski
"The Dude abides."
Source: The Big Lebowski | Speaker: Jeff "the Dude" Lebowski
Frank Underwood
"The gift of a good liar is making people believe you lack a talent for lying."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Buffy Summers
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."
Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Speaker: Buffy Summers
Bertrand Russell
"The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way."
Source: An Outline of Intellectual Rubbish | Author: Bertrand Russell
Unknown
"The proof is in the pudding."
Source: Proverb | Speaker: Unknown
Frank Sinatra
"The record shows I took the blows and did it my way."
Source: "My Way" | Speaker: Frank Sinatra
Sebastian
"The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake."
Source: The Little Mermaid | Speaker: Sebastian
Hannah Arendt
"The trouble with Eichmann was precisely that so many were like him…"
Source: Eichmann in Jerusalem | Author: Hannah Arendt
Billy Collins
"The trouble with poetry is that it encourages the writing of more poetry."
Source: The Trouble with Poetry | Author: Billy Collins
Title Sequence
"The truth is out there."
Source: The X-Files | Speaker: Title Sequence
Tony Stark
"The truth is...I am Iron Man."
Source: Iron Man | Speaker: Tony Stark
Kurt Vonnegut
"There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind."
Source: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater | Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Rosemary Woodhouse
"This is no dream! This is really happening!"
Source: Rosemary's Baby | Speaker: Rosemary Woodhouse
Marnie Michaels
"This is not one of your more convincing fake showers."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Marnie Michaels
Sergeant Joe Friday
"This is the city."
Source: Dragnet | Speaker: Sergeant Joe Friday
The Vicar
"This is the people's war!"
Source: Mrs. Miniver | Speaker: The Vicar
Arthur Kirkland
"This whole court's out of order!"
Source: …And Justice for All | Speaker: Arthur Kirkland
Rust Cohle
"Time is a flat circle."
Source: True Detective | Speaker: Rust Cohle
Rod Stewart
"Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you."
Source: "Maggie May" | Speaker: Rod Stewart
Edwin Starr
"War—huh yeah—what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"
Source: War | Speaker: Edwin Starr
Ned "Scotty" Scott
"Watch the skies. Everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies."
Source: The Thing from Another World | Speaker: Ned "Scotty" Scott
Kurt Vonnegut
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful what we pretend to be."
Source: Mother Night | Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Carter G. Woodson
"We should emphasize not Negro History, but the Negro in history. What we need is not a history of selected races or nations, but the history of the world void of national bias, race hate, and religious prejudice."
Source: "The Celebration of Negro History Week" in The Journal of Negro History | Author: Carter G. Woodson
Lorde
"We'll never be royals."
Source: "Royals" | Speaker: Lorde
Wayne and Garth
"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
Source: Wayne's World | Speaker: Wayne and Garth
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
"We've got a situation."
Source: Jersey Shore | Speaker: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
Source: Marilyn Monroe | Author: Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Colonel Ehrhardt
"What he did to Shakespeare we are doing now to Poland."
Source: To Be or Not to Be | Speaker: Colonel Ehrhardt
Geraldine Jones
"What you see is what you get!"
Source: The Flip Wilson Show | Speaker: Geraldine Jones
Newman
"When you control the mail...you control information."
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Newman
Ogden Nash
"Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up."
Source: A Word to Husbands | Author: Ogden Nash
The Beatles
"Whisper words of wisdom, let it be."
Source: "Let It Be" | Speaker: The Beatles
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
"Who's on first."
Source: The Naughty Nineties | Speaker: Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
Maxwell Smart
"Would you believe…?"
Source: Get Smart | Speaker: Maxwell Smart
Hannah Horvath
"You are from New York; therefore, you are just naturally interesting."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Hannah Horvath
Heraclitus
"You can never step into the same river twice."
Source: Cratylus by Plato | Author: Heraclitus
Col. Nathan R. Jessup
"You can't handle the truth!"
Source: A Few Good Men | Speaker: Col. Nathan R. Jessup
Omar Little
"You come at the king, you best not miss."
Source: The Wire | Speaker: Omar Little
Wyatt
"You know, Billy. We blew it."
Source: Easy Rider | Speaker: Wyatt
Lois Lowry
"You may lie."
Source: The Giver | Speaker: Lois Lowry
Ogden Nash
"You must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it."
Source: Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer | Author: Ogden Nash
Felix Unger
"You should never assume."
Source: The Odd Couple | Speaker: Felix Unger
Jefferson Smith
"You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked."
Source: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Speaker: Jefferson Smith
Trent Walker
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
Source: Swingers | Speaker: Trent Walker
Judge May
"You're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom."
Source: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town | Speaker: Judge May