The Boxcar Children Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

G

Twilight this ain't, people. Fans of close encounters and steamy situations aren't going to find much—and by much, we mean anything at all—in this sweet story about perfect orphans. In fact, the Alden siblings are so prim that the boys and the girls take turns swimming in shifts. But hey, if picking cherries, making stew, or scavenging in dumps with your brothers and sisters is your thing, The Boxcar Children has got you covered.