Jurassic Park Technology and Modernization Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Jurassic Park.

Quote #1

DR. ALAN GRANT: I hate computers.

Dr. Alan Grant represents the Luddite faction of visitors to Jurassic Park. He doesn't like technology, and as a result, he's probably the best person for the children to get stuck with when technology fails them.

Quote #2

DR. ELLIE SATTLER: Dr. Grant's not machine-compatible.

Dr. Sattler is teasing here, but we see in a later scene that Grant is so technologically inept that Grant can't even buckle his seatbelt on the helicopter. Whoa.

Quote #3

DONALD GENNARO: Are these characters autoerotica?

JOHN HAMMOND: No, we have no animatronics here. Those people are the real miracle workers of Jurassic Park.

This is a funny joke that went over the heads of children everywhere in 1993. Autoerotica would be a different movie entirely.