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Who’s the ram headed god with the hottie chick squad? It’s Banebdjed. (Can you dig it?) This ancient Egyptian god’s got all the women, and is friends with all the men, because he’s the power of… well, you know. Call him ancient Viagra if you like, because Banebdjed’s all about sex, all the time. Oh yeah.
Name |
Banebdjed, Banebdjedet, Smendes |
Nickname |
Lord of Mendes, Ba of Osiris, Lord of the Djed-pillar, Old Goat, Ram Tough |
Sex |
Male (mm-hmm) |
Current city |
Djedet (Greek Mendes, modern Egyptian Tell el-Ruba) |
Occupation |
Being a very naughty god |
Education |
School of love, baby. Hatmehit taught me a thing or two, and so did Isis and Hathor… |
Political views |
I’m sure I had some, but I have no idea who they are |
Siblings |
none |
Children |
Horus the Younger, when I’m pretending to be Osiris |
Friends |
Isis, Osiris, Ra, Ptah |
Enemies |
Wintertime. Deserts. |
Relationship status |
Hatmehit is my partner, but I love all the ladies. |
Interested in |
Women—big time. |
TV Shows |
Sex and the City |
Quotations |
“People often say that ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder,’ and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside ourselves.” “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” “Who so firm that cannot be seduced?” “There is beauty in everything. Just not everybody sees it.” “Get it on with me” |
Books |
Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion |
Music |
I Need Your Love by Calvin Harris |
Movies |
Before Sunrise |
Likes |
Women |
Interests |
Sex counseling |
Groups |
Ancient Egyptian Gods |
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