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Osiris, the firstborn son of Nut (the sky) and Geb (the earth), gets to rule Egypt with his gorgeous wife, Isis. Together, they were the world's first power couple. When Death came into the world, the land of the dead was a dark and gloomy place, without anyone to keep all those dead people company. Talk about disappointing. And after Osiris' brother Seth murdered him, he felt so bad for them that he decided to stay in the land of the dead so they could have their own king. His son Horus became king of the living world in his place. He might be dead, but Osiris is still moving. In fact, he makes things grow. Yep, everything that grows out of the ground demonstrates his power.
Osiris, Wesir, Ausar, Lord of the Duat, King of the Afterlife
Unnefer ("the beautiful being"), Foremost of Westerners, Green Machine, That Dead Egyptian Dude
The Duat (the place the sun goes when it sets)
King, judge, chief dead guy in the afterlife
At the feet of my father, Geb, and my stepfather, Ra. They taught me all about being king, but neither of them knew anything about being dead!
Nut (Mom), Geb (Dad), Ra (Stepdad)
Horus the Elder, Seth (my younger brothers); my little sister Nephthys, and my little sister Isis, who is also my wife (it's complicated)
Horus the Younger (with Isis), Anubis (with Nephthys…don't ask).
All the people who ever lived…and died
Married to Isis, though I was killed and had to leave her behind
Women (but don't tell my wife)
Stargate SG-1 (So I took over a girl's body in this show, but at least I'm a cute girl! Wait…Isis didn't hear me say that, did she?)
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin (You win or you die. You don't want to die, believe me.)
Go West by Pet Shop Boys (In ancient Egyptian, to "go west" means to be dead, and live with me!)
The Mummy (Those are MY warriors, not Anubis's. And I'm far better looking.)