- Back at the bowling alley, The Dude's giant phone keeps ringing. This causes him an un-groovy amount of discomfort.
- It's also important to note that he's wearing size-12 jellies in this scene.
- Donny shows up and informs them that the league tournament has been scheduled for a Saturday.
- This sends Walter into a raging tirade because he's "shomer Shabbos," which means he observes Shabbat, the Jewish day of rest.
- Donny proceeds to question him, at which point Walter yells one of the most famous lines uttered in the history of film: "I don't roll on Shabbos!"
- The Dude, super-stressed, decides to leave; Walter and Donny follow him to his car.
- Outside, they discover that The Dude's car (which was parked in a handicap parking space, btw) has been stolen. Which means the Big Lebowski's $1 million has been stolen as well.
- Whoops.