The Real Poop
Odds of Getting In
Odds of Hanging On
Career as Depicted in Popular or Unpopular Culture
Tools of the Trade
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Trendy moleskin notebooks, to make those doodles look like brainstorming.
A library card. You’ll have spent all your play-purchasing money on notebooks.
A barf bag, for those long flights en route to Boise Dinner Theatre.
Playing Cards, for those games of solitaire when you’re working at Boise Dinner Theatre and spending nights alone in your motel on a couch that smells like tears.