Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

G

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing is told from the perspective of Peter Hatcher, who's a fourth grader. The book is meant for a younger audience, so it's as G-rated as it gets.

And besides, Peter still kind of believes in cooties and is more concerned with keeping his little brother Fudge out of his business than girls.