How It All Goes Down
- Termites and cockroaches aren't the only pests in the house.
- Mom and Dad leave the front and back doors and all the windows open, so people wander in.
- Sometimes creepy old men come in and touch the kids.
- Brian and Jeannette chase the perverts away, but Mom and Dad still won't close the doors.
- Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the perverts bite.