An Abundance of Katherines Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG-13

It's obvious we're going to get some steaminess when we learn that Colin's obsessed with talking about his main squeeze, Katherine. After all, what usually happens when you throw together two mutually attracted teenagers who have raging hormones and spend plenty of time together?

But when we actually get down to it, Colin's relationships with the Katherines are pretty tame. He doesn't even French any of them until K-10, and even after that, most of the juicy details about their romance involve making out. Then again, we do get an impromptu sex scene when we least expect it from TOC and Katrina, and there are plenty of jokes and comments from Hassan and gang to go around. That's why we're giving this one a PG-13.