Sixteen Candles Lust Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Sixteen Candles.

Quote #1

SAM: I had to name who I'd do it with if I ever did it.

These people don't only want to do it all the time, they want to know if other people are doing it and who they're doing it with. No, we're not talking about doing the Dew.

Quote #2

LONG DUK DONG: What's happening, hot stuff?

In case his racist name didn't tip you, pretty much everything Long Duk Dong says is a sexual innuendo.

Quote #3

RANDY: I don't think it's too healthy to get all jacked up about some guy that isn't even a thing yet.

We call Randy the voice of reason for, well, a reason. Here she reminds Sam that just because Jake makes her hot under the collar, doesn't mean she needs to lose her mind over him. It's important to keep a level head.