- The bride, the mother of the bride, and the bridesmaids show up at the church.
- Zelda Rubenstein, the old woman from Poltergeist is on the church steps. Go into the light, Molly Ringwald. Go into the light!
- Elsewhere, Ted wakes up in the backseat with Caroline.
- She's conscious for a change, and she wants to know who Ted is.
- They had sex while she was blacked out, but she thinks she enjoyed it, so she's fine with that. Yeah, movies back in the day weren't so concerned with portraying the importance of consent.
- Jake goes to Sam's house, where Dong, confused, tells Jake that Sam's getting married.