- Upstairs, Jake tries to call Sam's house, but her grandparents keep answering. They think Jake's an obscene phone caller.
- His girlfriend, Caroline, goes to the bedroom door and asks why he doesn't love her anymore.
- "Leave me alone," he says, and slams the door, trapping her hair in it.
- She's too drunk to really care that she's stuck sitting in the hallway with her hair in the doorjamb.
- But her friends are even more intoxicated, and they refuse to help her.
- Jake calls for a third time, and finally gets up the nerve to ask if Samantha is home. They hang up on him.
- In the hall, Caroline's friend uses the biggest scissors we've ever seen outside a ribbon-cutting ceremony to hack a chunk of her hair off and free her from the door. Maybe she'll donate the hair to Locks of Love.