- At dinner, Long Duk Dong talks about all the manual labor he does for the grandparents. Is he an exchange student or an indentured servant?
- Sam asks to be excused to go to a school dance, and Grandma sends her with Long Duk Dong.
- She seems to show up at the dance with her friend, though. No Dong in sight.
- Sam is scoping out the joint for Jake. Meanwhile, the nerd from the bus is scoping her out. Literally. His nerdy friend has high-tech goggles to zoom in on her from across the gym. That's stalker-tastic.
- He's not the only creeper. Sam stares at Jake as he dances with his girlfriend.
- When Jake looks up at her, she panics and spins around, bumping right into the Geek, who drags her into a dance.
- She's not impressed. Is it the bad moves? The complete lack of rhythm? The farting? Hard to tell why she doesn't fall for it.
- The Geek returns to his friends, who make a bet that he'll never get with Sam.
- They want him to bring back her underpants to prove that he did it. Classy.