- It's the morning of Sam's sister's wedding.
- Mom apologizes for forgetting Sam's birthday, and she forgives her.
- She must have gotten a really good night's sleep on that couch, because she should not be this cheery so early in the morning.
- Sam calls Randy on the phone, who says her little brother paid a buck to see Sam's underwear. With inflation, that's $2.88 in 2015 money, which is basically what one pair of Hanes costs today.
- The family gets in the car to head to the wedding, but they're alarmed to find Long Duk Dong passed out on the yard, drunk, and peed on by a dog.
- Grandpa wants to know where his car is.
- It seems Dong crashed it into a lake.
- Grandma kicks him. With a foot like that, she should be a kicker for the Bears.