Toy Story Jealousy Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Toy Story.

Quote #1

HAMM: Oh, boy. Will ya take a look at all those presents?!

MR. POTATO HEAD: I can't see a thing!

HAMM: Yessir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

We're surprised the birthday party guests can't feel the jealousy radiating from Andy's room. These toys are freaked out about being replaced, but also envious of all the big boxes coming into the house. What chance to little toys like them have against fancy new presents?

Quote #2

WOODY: You'd think they've never seen a new toy before.

BO PEEP: Well sure, look at him. He's got more gadgets on him then a Swiss army knife.

Woody is looking pretty green-eyed over this new Buzz Lightyear character and Bo Peep only confirms his fears. Of course everyone is fawning over Buzz—he's awesome.

Quote #3

MR. POTATO HEAD: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

WOODY: It's not a laser! It's a...It's a little light bulb that blinks.

HAMM: What's with him?

MR. POTATO HEAD: Laser envy.

The laser isn't the only thing Woody's envious of. It's the whole package. This isn't looking good for Woody and Buzz's future relationship.