Celebrity Personal Assistant
Yeah, right. There are people currently in suspended animation who are less powerless than you.
If you are a part of the Hollywood totem pole of power, you're the foundation that is buried half underground beneath the lowest man on the pole. Despite how much money you might be making and how richly you may be living, you are a lackey, a bootlicker, a minion. When your celeb says jump, you say, "How high?" And when he says, "Twenty feet," you’d better find a way to jump 20 feet.