- Kiriel fills us in on why Shaun's mom thinks he's head over heels for some girl—it's all because of a note she found in his pocket from a girl once.
- It turns out the note wasn't even meant for Shaun. He found it on the floor, picked it up, and imagined that the smoking hot girl in the letter was his girlfriend. Too bad for him a girl like that would never notice him.
- So, Kiriel considers another option to make Shaun's girlfriend: Lane Henneberger, who's got it bad for Shaun.
- Kiriel's noticed she even writes "Mrs. Shaun Simmons" in her diary. The rest of it is full of fantasies she has about Shaun kissing her or asking her out. Well then.
- Shaun didn't care about her that way, but Kiriel still thinks it's worth a shot.