- Epigraph: "If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully throughout the entire catalog."—Sears, Roebuck catalog
- Video gamer Brian McBrian (there's a name for you) is Tibby and Bailey's first interview for their suckumentary. Needless to say, the kid is awkward, but they manage to get some decent Dragon Master footage before the battery runs out.
- Guess what? Bridget is at it again. She goes on another run with Eric and he comments on her overzealous scrimmage performance.
- She admits she was trying to catch his attention, and he's all thanks but not thanks—there's the huge age difference between them, after all, plus it's against the rules. Will Bridget finally take no for an answer?
- Bapi is silently eating breakfast with Lena, and though she wants to tell him the truth about Kostos, she doesn't.
- Unsurprisingly, Kostos isn't following her around anymore. That's what she wanted, right?
- Bee writes to Carmen: Baja is great. They have been hiking and looking at penis art made from Indian rock. Who wouldn't think that was fun?