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Ogden Nash
"A bit of talcum is always walcum."
Source: Reflection on Babies | Author: Ogden Nash
Walter Cronkite
"And that's the way it is."
Source: CBS Evening News | Speaker: Walter Cronkite
Leslie Knope
"Anything. Can be a slam. Poem. If you say it like this."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Leslie Knope
Stephen Hawking
"Be curious."
Source: Birthday Party Speech | Speaker: Stephen Hawking
Scott Pilgrim
"Bread makes you fat?"
Source: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World | Speaker: Scott Pilgrim
Barbara Jordan
"Do not call for Black power or green power. Call for brain power."
Source: Campus Speeches, Quoted in the Chicago Tribune | Author: Barbara Jordan
Nelson Mandela
"Education is the most powerful weapon we can use to change the world."
Source: 2003 Speech | Speaker: Nelson Mandela
Dr. Gregory House
"Everybody lies."
Source: House M.D. | Speaker: Dr. Gregory House
Roy Trenneman
"Hello. IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Source: The IT Crowd | Speaker: Roy Trenneman
Tom Powers
"I ain't so tough."
Source: The Public Enemy | Speaker: Tom Powers
Voltaire
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
Speaker: Voltaire
Destiny's Child
"I don't think you ready for this jelly."
Source: "Bootylicious" | Speaker: Destiny's Child
Michael Corleone
"I know it was you, Fredo."
Source: The Godfather, Part II | Speaker: Michael Corleone
Sir Mix-a-Lot
"I like big butts and I cannot lie."
Source: Baby Got Back | Speaker: Sir Mix-a-Lot
Ace of Base
"I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes."
Source: "The Sign" | Speaker: Ace of Base
Jessica Rabbit
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
Source: Who Framed Roger Rabbit | Speaker: Jessica Rabbit
Gandhi
"If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth."
Source: Gandhi | Speaker: Gandhi
Joseph Goebbels
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Source: Misquote | Speaker: Joseph Goebbels
Harry Lime
"In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
Source: The Third Man | Speaker: Harry Lime
Regis Philbin
"Is that your final answer?"
Source: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire | Speaker: Regis Philbin
Jean-Luc Picard
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
Source: Star Trek: The Next Generation | Speaker: Jean-Luc Picard
Opening credits narration
"It is written."
Source: Slumdog Millionaire | Speaker: Opening credits narration
The B-52's
"It wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster."
Source: "Rock Lobster" | Speaker: The B-52's
Tarzan
"Jane. Tarzan."
Source: Tarzan the Ape Man | Speaker: Tarzan
Lieutenant Columbo
"Just one more thing..."
Source: Columbo | Speaker: Lieutenant Columbo
Sgt. Joe Friday
"Just the facts, ma'am."
Source: Dragnet | Speaker: Sgt. Joe Friday
Forrest Gump
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Source: Forrest Gump | Speaker: Forrest Gump
Tom Haverford
"Love fades away. But things...things are forever."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Tom Haverford
Protagoras
"Man is the measure of all things."
Source: Truth | Author: Protagoras
J.J. Hunsecker
"Match me, Sidney."
Source: Sweet Smell of Success | Speaker: J.J. Hunsecker
Edna St. Vincent Millay
"My candle burns at both ends"
Source: First Fig | Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
Thomas Hobbes
"No arts; no letters; no society."
Source: Leviathan | Author: Thomas Hobbes
They Might Be Giants
"Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople."
Source: Istanbul (Not Constantinople) | Speaker: They Might Be Giants
Mr. McGuire
"Plastics."
Source: The Graduate | Speaker: Mr. McGuire
Harry Nilsson
"Put the lime in the coconut."
Source: "Coconut" | Speaker: Harry Nilsson
Captain Renault
"Round up the usual suspects."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Captain Renault
The Backstreet Boys
"Show me the meaning of being lonely"
Source: "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" | Speaker: The Backstreet Boys
Loretta Castorini
"Snap out of it!"
Source: Moonstruck | Speaker: Loretta Castorini
Seneca
"That man lives badly who does not know how to die well."
Source: On Tranquility of Mind | Author: Seneca
Hannah Arendt
"The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution."
Source: The New Yorker | Author: Hannah Arendt
Unknown
"The proof is in the pudding."
Source: Proverb | Speaker: Unknown
Sebastian
"The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake."
Source: The Little Mermaid | Speaker: Sebastian
Terry Pratchett
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
Source: Diggers (The Bromeliad Trilogy) | Author: Terry Pratchett
Heraclitus
"The way up and the way down are one and the same."
Source: Refutations by Hippolytus | Author: Heraclitus
Shel Silverstein
"There's a light on in the attic."
Source: A Light in the Attic | Author: Shel Silverstein
Eric Northman
"They're like humans, but miniature. Teacup humans."
Source: True Blood | Speaker: Eric Northman
Rosemary Woodhouse
"This is no dream! This is really happening!"
Source: Rosemary's Baby | Speaker: Rosemary Woodhouse
Mr. Miyagi
"Wax on, wax off."
Source: The Karate Kid | Speaker: Mr. Miyagi
Kurt Vonnegut
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful what we pretend to be."
Source: Mother Night | Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Ylvis
"What does the fox say?"
Source: The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) | Speaker: Ylvis
Bryan Mills
"What I do have is a particular set of skills."
Source: Taken | Speaker: Bryan Mills
Maxwell Smart
"Would you believe…?"
Source: Get Smart | Speaker: Maxwell Smart
Dr. Jed Hill
"You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something. I am God."
Source: Malice | Speaker: Dr. Jed Hill
Bob Dylan
"You better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone, 'cause the times they are a-changing."
Source: The Times They Are a-Changin' | Speaker: Bob Dylan
Ren Höek
"You eediot!"
Source: Ren & Stimpy | Speaker: Ren Höek
Ogden Nash
"You must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it."
Source: Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer | Author: Ogden Nash
Babu
"You very bad man, Jerry."
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Babu
Tenth Doctor
"You want weapons. We're in a library. Books are the best weapon in the world."
Source: Doctor Who | Speaker: Tenth Doctor
Matty Walker
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
Source: Body Heat | Speaker: Matty Walker
Trent Walker
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
Source: Swingers | Speaker: Trent Walker